new deffinition of old

I had a kid come up to me a few days ago and he totally redefined "old" for me. Kid comes up to me, and he wasn't that young. I mean like college aged kid. Comes up to me, trying to bum money from me and calls me "uncle." Oh fuck no! I mean first, off you're trying to bum money from me, but calling me "uncle" makes it all the more reasonable for me to yell something like "get a job" and then kick him like he's a hippie and I'm wearing steel toed boots. I mean don't get me wrong. There are a few things that do indicate age. When you don't get carded buying beer, when you have to stop yourself from drinking jager. But calling me "uncle"?!?! Fucker. I WILL END YOU!!!!!!!!!