thought of the day 2009 07 24 - a philosophical question

philosophical question: if one were to party "like" a rock star, would that REQUIRE groupies? I mean I know my physical tolerance couldn't support rock star amounts of cocaine and whiskey but are groupies optional?

See my friends might say that groupies are required. That you need an entourage ready to drop panties on a seconds notice. The best that might be able to do is slightly skewed yoga pants. Doesn't that sort of count? Or is that more along the lines of partying like a bad Yanni cover band?