thought of the day 2009 07 17 - Wookies

Watched Star Wars last night, you know the part where they have Chewie in handcuffs? I was thinking about what you might do to torture a Wookie prisoner. I mean, I imagine that aside from the heat, they could handle Gitmo and some fucking waterboarding no problem. I came up with this as Wookie torture tactic: bikini wax.