Traffic - repost

Sitting in traffic yesterday, it began to dawn on me that OJ Simpson didn't get stuck in traffic. Is that what I have to do now? I mean honesty I have to fucking kill someone to get someplace, start lining 'em up. I'll one up OJ, have some people stand in the middle of the freeway and I'll just mow them down. How the hell did OJ not get stuck in traffic in LA?!?!?!? Some shit's just not fair.