It's not that I'm opposed to paying taxes.

Seriously, it's not that I disagree with paying taxes. There are some things like roads and public schools that I'm perfectly happy to pay taxes for. It's just that some of the shit is so stupid that if we're going to do it we might as well do it cheap and not waste my fucking money.

Like a national missile defense shield. As fast as they can get the thing working to shoot down enemy missiles, our enemy, well enemies now, will develop new missiles to beat our shield. So I say fuck it, why waste the money, just ask our enemy to paint a face on their missiles and put Dick Cheney up in a blimp with a shotgun. It'd save us tax money and probably just as, if not more successful than all these crazy ass missile shield ideas.