One Day, I'll be Old

It just hit me right now that there are little kids, like five year old little kids, that know what the Internet is. They may not understand it completely, but they understand that just like the toy store or the arcade, it's a place you can go to for a bunch of cool shit.

and one day, when I'm old, my kids and their kids will be sitting around and I'll be going, "well when I was your age, we didn't even have the internet. Why, if you wanted porn you went out to the 7-11 and bought a Penthouse. Why by golly, I helped build that there Internet"

and they'll all laugh and say "aw grandpa, you're funny." Then they'll turn around to where I can't hear them or see their mouths to read their lips and they'll whisper to each other "all right, who the fuck was responsible for the old man's meds? He's gone off his fucking rocker again. Goddamn it Julia it was your turn to pick up the pills, now we have to listen to all these old stories about how he used to have to actually code the HTML in some old program called 'notepad'. Way to go Julia, I'm making sure he cuts you out of the will."