Monday, April 24, 2006

God Picks Shitty Real Estate Investments

How come all of the most hard-core, crazy ass relgious fanatics are in the most inhospitable of locations?

Deserts. Tsunami zones. Tornado-riven plains. Utah! Why doesn't God ever pick a nice spot somewhere in the tropics. To me, those are the chosen people. You think people in Tahiti are sitting around trying to plot how to kill the infidels or overthrow a pharoh? Shit no, they're kicking back, eating a mango laughing at the fundamentalist Mormons in freezing-ass cold Utah who're try to prepare for the end of world by marrying half a dozen 13-year olds. Now if someone in the Cayman Islands claimed God talked to them and said they were the chosen people, I'd might consider listening.

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