Donation

 The supermarket near my kid's apartment is doing a promotional thing where the purchase of some items will earn points for a local school you choose. Those collective points are then converted to a donation to that school for, what appears on quick glance, to be football equipment. Among the list of schools you can choose is the Hawaii School for The Deaf and Blind. 

Now while I think sacking a blind quarterback might earn you more than a few evil looks from the crowd and some angry parents yelling at the refs, I don't think it completely outside the realm of possibility that the school for the deaf and blind would have a football team. 

But what I REALLY want is for this supermarket chain to setup a team of blind javelin throwers.