Father's Day

 Ahead of Mother's Day I got advertised to constantly, from damn near everyone.

If it wasn't for Best Buy, I think I might have forgotten that Father's Day even existed.

Really, what they should do is put little reminders about upcoming important dates like bumpers between clips on PornHub. Like, "Don't forget, your taxes are due next week. Up next, some lesbian porn" or "Administrative Assistant's Day is coming up. Here's a naughty secretary." 

But I digress..