Conclusions

 Let's assume for half a second your ridiculous vaccine conspiracy theories are true. It'll kill people or turn them into mutant-lizard hybrids or whatever. So the people that are left to keep the power and water on are going to be the ~20% that don't get the vaccine. That leaves me with a few medical exceptions that can't take it and the extended family of Florida Man. Thanks, but I'll drink the fucking kool-aid.