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I have a good friend that works at a college known for it's technical prowess and deep connections to NASA who asked me for IT help. You know where you work right? Find a random student and go "hey, nerd! This is broken, fix it, or I'll kick you out and replace you with an Asian kid."
or like "My Face ID isn't facing. Make it face or I'll make sure your schedule next semester includes 18 credits and they'll all be Physics IV"
or "your final exam now includes making my laptop not be slow. You have 1 hour. Go!"
or "If this laptop doesn't boot up perfectly, in under 20 seconds, I'm going to call your parents and tell them you've changed majors to Art History."
I should be in charge of everything.
or like "My Face ID isn't facing. Make it face or I'll make sure your schedule next semester includes 18 credits and they'll all be Physics IV"
or "your final exam now includes making my laptop not be slow. You have 1 hour. Go!"
or "If this laptop doesn't boot up perfectly, in under 20 seconds, I'm going to call your parents and tell them you've changed majors to Art History."
I should be in charge of everything.
posted by rpalmeira at 9:59 AM
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