Full Circle

The Mueller report is published as a book that you can buy from Barnes and Noble for $10 or Amazon for $7. That ridiculous discrepancy aside, you can also download it for free and use the office printer so.....yeah.

But more to the point, I've been periodically watching talking heads on TV waving around hardcopy printouts of the Mueller report and I like the idea of a bunch of cable news shows going from stories about kids protesting climate change to pundits punditing while frantically waving chunks of a 400+ page PDF that they printed to hardcopy because.....fuck trees?

And on that related note, I was listening to a weather report cover higher levels of pollen in the air which, just as a reminder, is basically a tree treating you like Stormy Daniels taking a money shot in the face at the end of the porn video that President Trump saw her in.

Which, also as a reminder, eventually made the current President violate federal campaign finance laws, a crime for which there was/is rationale for him to commit obstruction of justice as outlined in the Mueller Report. BAM!!!! FULL CIRCLE!!!!! I should get my own show on CNN.