Unions

You’d think that of anyone in the animal kingdom, sharks would really need dentists the most. All those teeth and no floss? That can’t be good. What sharks really need is a better union and some PR help. When a cop kills someone they get qualified immunity and a whole press conference full of guys who remind you how difficult the job is and how the video evidence doesn’t show the whole story. When a shark kills somebody they get a press conference too, but it’s usually about how everybody is ready to pitch in and kill the shark. If that’s not a cry for better collective bargaining, I don’t know what is.