Sunday, April 02, 2017


Sometimes I wonder what her life would have been like if Agatha Christie was a chef instead of a writer. Would there be lots of sauces with secret ingredients she would only tell you after you ate them?
Someone asks “wow that sauce was amazing what was in that.”
Chef Agatha Christie: “Wouldn’t you like to know. It’s a secret.”
Diner: “Yeah, but I mean I already at it and paid the bill. Even left a 20% tip.”
Chef: “Oh, well, if you’re already done, then it was peanuts, that’s the secret.”
Diner: “But I’m allergic to peanuts.”
Chef: “...and now you’ll die…..muahahahahahahaha.”


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