Patriotic

Do you think an Ebola patient would appreciate a last meal more than a death row inmate? If you’re convicted of murder and cannibalism and put on death row, can you request your last meal to be a person? What about a baby? No, No, I mean a baby that nobody wants, like an orphan or something. That’s kind of like veal right? Anyway, if, well let’s be honest, it’s probably more a matter of “when” than “if”, but if I’m on death row, I want my last meal to a bald eagle. Because the hot wings would be huge and it would confuse people as to whether I was really patriotic or really hated America.