Sunday, April 02, 2017

barista

There are attorneys general and surgeons general, are not the purveyors of coffee an equally important role to the function of a modern civil society? Should we not appoint a barista general? And each cup of Starbucks shall be armed with the warning that if you burn my coffee again you goddamn lackey, I will pour it down your pants.

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