Hotline

I have this great new idea. An advice line where you can call in 24x7 with a question and get advice from a Kardashian...

There were a bunch of different ways I was going to finish that thought but I'm not sure which one is the least appropriate

...no seriously, a Kardashian
...and then you do the exact opposite
...because I believe in natural selection and I think the planet is overpopulated
...because a Lohan would be too expensive
...and we use the list of callers to determine who is no longer allowed to vote. Ever.
...and then I realized it wouldn't make any money because the people with disposable income don't call anymore. So it would have to be an iPhone App.