Great News!

I have never taken this phone to Vegas, but apparently, AT&T has great news! A new cell site in Henderson near Paseo Verde (which I assume is a street instead of some pork and salsa based food, which is what it sounds like) was enhanced to improve my wireless experience. I only need to fly to goddamn Nevada to use it; despite the fact that my 3G connection at home sucks like $10 crack whore on the pipe and for the past two weeks I haven't even been able to get a 3G signal at all. Yet again, FUCK YOU AT&T, I tried to show you some loyalty when my contract ended and instead you do this. Next time you decide to fuck me, use some lube.