thought of the day 2009 12 18 - stroke of marketing genius

So I just had a stroke of sales and marketing genius. I'm going to make little cards that are laminated but sticky on one side. And on one side you write "911" and on the other side you write the number of a local cab company. And you take this card and attach it to every bottle of tequila and charge 10 cents. Not only is it a public service and helping your fellow man, it's worth billions. Oh and I'm totally patenting that idea so if you're thinking about doing that yourself, piss off.