thought of the day 2009 11 20 - Cheetos

I had my first Cheetos for the first time in a very long time today. The puffy ones. I prefer the crunchy ones but whatever, they're Cheetos. They're unhealthy, uber tasty and inspiring to boot.

I now have a new goal in life. Next time I have to take a physical, I'm going to eat a whole bag of Cheetos, rub one out then go visit the doctor and freak him the hell out. I think it'll be a nice change of pace, I mean really when was the last time your GP or Internal med guy saw a neon orange cock?