thought of the day 2009 11 04 - sports leagues

I don't think it's fair to criticize professional athletes for doping. They're paid to kick ass so they do what they need to do to kick ass. I'd like to see us split professional sports into two leagues. One for the normal athletes and one for the chemically enhanced athletes. That way we steal get to see sports in their full honor and then we get to see a pro boxer punch entirely through someone's torso or see a pinch hitter with 'roid rage go fucking berserk and snap an umpire in half. It's a good balance.