thought of the day 2009 10 29 - pies
Almost bought a strawberry pie when I was grocery shopping today. I looked pretty fresh, actually looked really good until I realized I probably shouldn't be eating an entire fucking pie by myself.
What I really need someone to invent is a pie with hands on it, so that when you reached into the fridge it could slap you. And if someone in science can get that far they should add little speakers to it so that it can yell at you too, like "hey! fatass! you do NOT need another fucking slice of pie. Go jog a mile then come back and talk to me."
What I really need someone to invent is a pie with hands on it, so that when you reached into the fridge it could slap you. And if someone in science can get that far they should add little speakers to it so that it can yell at you too, like "hey! fatass! you do NOT need another fucking slice of pie. Go jog a mile then come back and talk to me."
posted by rpalmeira at 2:34 AM
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