thought of the day 2009 10 19 - Smurfs

If people have all different shades of skin but they're blood is always red, and a Smurf is blue, what color is their blood? I bet when Smurfette was in a threeway the Smurfs all spunked in neon magenta.

In fact, if you think about it, all Smurfs are the same shade of blue, how come there was a blond smurf and a nearsighted smurf and a white-haired bearded smurf, but no rasta Smurf? There was Papa Smurf, what about Papa Roach Smurf? Why was there no glam rock Smurf, all decked out like something from a Duran Duran video. Or Hippie Smurf all free love and shit. Something is very wrong with the Smurfs.