thought of the day 2009 10 18 - weathermen

Here's the thing about being a guy, we have built in hardware for determining weather. They're called testicles or more casually, balls. When it's hot, they dangle, when it's cold they shrivel. Generally it's not a pretty sight, but I look at it as God adding in weather prediction hardware.

In my mind I picture a guy in a really wide tie and his pants around his ankles dangling himself off the roof of a building.

"Well Kirk according to the left one, it's going to be a scorcher today don't forget your hat and sunglasses. Back to you Kirk and Lisa!"

My only problem with this is Al Roker.