thought of the day 2009 08 16 - sesame street
I think I remember Patton Oswalt, or maybe somebody else, making a comment about this but I had some time to think about it today on the way in to work and it astounds me how very easily Sesame Street translates to porn. I mean it's really astounding.
Feel free to add your own.
1. Sesame Street Walkers.
oh yes I did, and yes, it's all downhill from there.
2. The Count is a pimp. Seriously, who else besides a pimp would wear a cape? And tell me you can't totally picture him sitting in a strip club going "one, one set of boobies. ha ha ha ha ha ha. Two, two sets of boobies."
3. Tickle This Elmo
4. Big Bird...oh come on that's just too easy.
5. Snuffleupa...snuffelupegus....You know I watched a lot of Sesame Street. I know how to say it but I seriously have no fucking clue now to spell it. Whatever, Total crack whore. The nose thing with the 'allergies' that's not allergies, that's a breakdown in nasal tissue from snorting coke.
6. Cookie Monster -> Booty Monster. B is for booty, that's good enough for me. B is for booty, that's good enough for me oh booty booty booty starts with B.
7. Ernie and Bert, two guys living together, no source of income. One's always worried about tidiness the other is taking baths with squeaking ducks. If this is not an outright advertisement for gay porn I don't know what is. I can't think of any lesbians on Sesame Street though. Too bad.
8. Grover was a pedophile. I'm not even going to explain this. I don't want to think about it. Watch an episode. He is way too interested in those kids. Much more than a fuzzy blue monster should be.
Feel free to add your own.
1. Sesame Street Walkers.
oh yes I did, and yes, it's all downhill from there.
2. The Count is a pimp. Seriously, who else besides a pimp would wear a cape? And tell me you can't totally picture him sitting in a strip club going "one, one set of boobies. ha ha ha ha ha ha. Two, two sets of boobies."
3. Tickle This Elmo
4. Big Bird...oh come on that's just too easy.
5. Snuffleupa...snuffelupegus....You know I watched a lot of Sesame Street. I know how to say it but I seriously have no fucking clue now to spell it. Whatever, Total crack whore. The nose thing with the 'allergies' that's not allergies, that's a breakdown in nasal tissue from snorting coke.
6. Cookie Monster -> Booty Monster. B is for booty, that's good enough for me. B is for booty, that's good enough for me oh booty booty booty starts with B.
7. Ernie and Bert, two guys living together, no source of income. One's always worried about tidiness the other is taking baths with squeaking ducks. If this is not an outright advertisement for gay porn I don't know what is. I can't think of any lesbians on Sesame Street though. Too bad.
8. Grover was a pedophile. I'm not even going to explain this. I don't want to think about it. Watch an episode. He is way too interested in those kids. Much more than a fuzzy blue monster should be.
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