TSA and gas - repost

If you want to fuck with airport security, walk through the checkpoint naked. For more fun, do a strip tease as you do. For even more fun, request they do a search on you and when they wave the magnetic detector thing over your crotch, make a beeping noise. Explain that when you get a hard on "metal stuff starts flying at me". Volunteer to give them a urine sample, don't take no for an answer. Tell them that you are carrying weapons of mass destruction because last night was burrito night and you have some gas that's silent but deadly.