Starbucks Pisses Me Off - repost

The next time some brew monkey at Starbucks asks me if i want a Mocha Grande Caramel Lotta Crappa, I'm going to jump over the counter and take a large cup of that organically grown earth friendly Sumatran blend shit and pour it down his fucking pants! And let's get something straight okay - IT'S LARGE!!!!! not grande. The only fucking grande Igive a shit about is the Rio Grande that the illegal Mexican immigrants have to cross to come sell drugs in my neighborhood. IT'S LARGE!!!!!!!. The one bigger than the other ones. The moron who can't figure out what large is deserves to be boiled in a vat of Yuban then rolled around in Folgers crystals.