Working for the Environment - repost

I like the environment. I think it would be cool to do some work to help the environment. You know, help endangered animals and stuff. It would also be kind of cool at parties. I bet there's a whole bunch of Chinese Panda bear scientists that have all kinds of fun at parties. "Hey, Wang! So what are you doing now?" "Well, at the moment, I manually masturbate and impregnate pandas by hand." That is such a cooler job description than "I grade the homework of college freshmen"