Meatloaf - repost

If you were doing an interview with Meatloaf would you call him Meat? or Mr. Loaf? What if he was vegan? Would he change his name to Tofuloaf? Would he have to be tested for Mad Cow Disease? Does he put Loaf, Meat on his passport? Wouldn't that be a cool check to try and cash "pay to the order of: Loaf, Meat. $------50,000"