Fish Sperm - repost

Wired news is reporting that sperm counts are dropping in humans and in animals and "even fish." Boy would that be a shitty job. I mean first of all, how does one test fish sperm? "Excuse me, Mr. Salmon is it? Would you mind spewing in this cup for me? Thanks. We've got some videos and magazines if you need them. The usual, Playboy, Penthouse, Saltwater Fishing" But even worse, can you imagine being the person who applied for and then got this job? "Hi there Bob, it says here on your resume that you've got some experience in genetics and you certainly do know your way around the lab. But do you know how to check the sperm count on a trout? Have you ever checked sturgeon spunk to see how many blanks he's shooting?" Still, it's probably a better job than the one I have.