Coolest Job Edit - repost

I was watching the movie Armageddon (spelling? anybody?) the other day and I was at the part where Bruce Willis was talking to the NASA guy who's name I should remember, he was saying something to the effect of"You're NASA I'm sure you have some guy sitting somewhere just thinking shit up, and some guy backing him up." That would be a very cool job title to have: "Guy at NASA who thinks shit up", or "NASA shit thinker upper guy" or even better would be the "NASA backup shit thinker upper guy". That's the kind of job title I would leave on my resume.