Soy Milk - repost

Soy milk is the biggest fucking scam ever perpetrated on the human population. Even bigger than dry cleaning. Dry cleaning is a big fucking scam too. First off, dry is not a thing so you can't clean with dry. Even worse, If I give you a shirt caked in mud and I tell you to clean it without using any liquids what the hell are you going to do, blow on it? Maybe make a dry rub? Anyway, back to soy milk. There is no soy based animal and therefore no soy milk. The Discovery Channel doesn't to any documentaries on the Soyalopes of the African Plains or the Tofullo of the American West. There are goats and they give goat milk. There are cows and they give cow milk. There are no soy animals and there is no soy milk. It's all a big fucking marketing ploy because if they called it soy juice, which is what it is, they nobody would buy it. Apple juice, yeah, orange juice, sure, tomato juice, eh, if you're into that sort of thing, but soy juice, I mean who the fuck would buy that.