Hyperbole

 Hyperbole is stupid. Stop it. There are lots of times like the present. Yesterday was like the present. Tomorrow will be like the present. I'm willing to bet that next week will be very much like the present. Plus, the present keeps changing. It's a totally different present from when you started reading this and you didn't notice anything different, did you? Right now, totally different present and you're still an asshat. Nothing has changed. There are an infinite set of times that are very much like the present.