Pilot Seasons
Wait, there's seriously a show called "Warrior Nuns", which I presume is somehow about nuns who fight...I don't....pedophile priests? Or evil or some kind? Fucking Christ, anything can get greenlit. I should write a show called Fucking Christ about Jesus in porn.
I have this old thing from high school about some idiot kid and a magical ptarmigan, because I like the name ptarmigan. If Netflix is just handing out deals now, I can turn that two pager into a treatment in like a week, figure a pilot script in like a month. 10 episodes for series 1.
I'll throw in some random facts about Sumner Redstone just so you can stick it to Paramount/Viacom. Did you know the guy who owns CBS had a second wife who was 39 years younger than him (now divorced), and eats through a tube and really likes steak but his caregivers won't let him have any unless he 'conserves his energy' by only having sex once a week, and he won't stop fucking long enough to get steak through a tube. There's a joke about fucking jesus and tube steak in there, but I'm going to hold it until I get my pilot.
I have this old thing from high school about some idiot kid and a magical ptarmigan, because I like the name ptarmigan. If Netflix is just handing out deals now, I can turn that two pager into a treatment in like a week, figure a pilot script in like a month. 10 episodes for series 1.
I'll throw in some random facts about Sumner Redstone just so you can stick it to Paramount/Viacom. Did you know the guy who owns CBS had a second wife who was 39 years younger than him (now divorced), and eats through a tube and really likes steak but his caregivers won't let him have any unless he 'conserves his energy' by only having sex once a week, and he won't stop fucking long enough to get steak through a tube. There's a joke about fucking jesus and tube steak in there, but I'm going to hold it until I get my pilot.
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