Saturday, April 15, 2017


Doing taxes. I always wait until the last minute because I almost always owe money. I guess I probably saw it before or at least knew about it, but you can get tax credits for vehicles that run on alternative fuels, like electricity, natural gas or diesel (though I don't know why that one counts). I have thus decided to create a car that runs on endangered turtles. We'll do it fuel efficient. 35 miles per turtle. And it's lubricated with eagles. And the radiator fluid is just the tears of sloths. Brake pads are made with Rhino horn.


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