statistically improbable how i met your mother stories

I know it must happen; I mean statistically speaking, it must have happened at least once already, that a couple: true, love-at-first-sight soul-mates, who stay together until one of them dies of old age and then the other one passes away a month later from loneliness, meet at an orgy dome at Burning Man. I like to think about that ‘how I met your mother’ story getting told to their kids and I really want to know what the slide show looks like at their 50’th wedding anniversary. These are the things I think about when I’m relegated to drinking red wine at dinner.